Iconic musical fashionista or unpredictable, scary TV presenter molester... you decide!
I'm going with fiery 60 year-old pole-dancing diva!
Quite the show for a grandmother! A costume change at the end of every single song, accompanied by rather racy, lascivious off-stage commentary. Wind machines, lasers... and fabulous hats!
[and Grace, if you read this, the grandmother thing was meant as a compliment... please don't hurt me]
I'd love to meet Grace Jones, though I'm pretty sure if I ever did I'd pee in my pants.